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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
Sep 21, 2014 / 477,729 notes

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(via thenextkage)

Sep 21, 2014 / 17,867 notes

captcha-blog:

nonbinarydragon:

genitalgabbers:

again-for-the-first-time:

feelingravityspull:

the-fletcher-memorial-home:

Fe Maiden

Pb Zeppelin

Freddie Hg 

i really wanted to add to this but all the good jokes Ar

This post is pure Au

These jokes are Na fine

(via nagachiikahideyoshi)

ultralifetips:

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fyeahclaymatthews:

in a surprising turn, our defense is the only semi good thing about this game right now

Sep 21, 2014 / 179,695 notes
  • blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
  • someone: looks like urine trouble
  • tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
  • tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
  • tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
  • tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
  • tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
  • tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
  • tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR
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qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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it me
me when it me (via chaoticclassicism)

(via drunkenkeith)

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ierotic:

chemomantic:

frnksway:

sitback-relaxrelapse:

hell-is-our-home:

"what band are you listening to?"

"panic! at the disco"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?

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"what band are you listening to?"

"twenty one pilots"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?"

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"what band are you listening to?"

"my chemical romance"

"oh cool, what genre of music do they play?

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haha I get it because mcr aren’t a band anymore so they don’t play any genre of music

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(via 0bi-wan-cann0li)

Sep 21, 2014 / 51,829 notes

no1twerkslikegaston:

thatdisneylover:

bluelanternrazer:

so people are acting like elsa is the first disney/pixar character to ever portray anxiety

but

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YES 10000X YES I FORGOT ABOUT JESSIE I’M SORRY JESSIE.

"I can’t go back in the box"… she shows better anxiety then Elsa… pft. 

they are both accurate portrayals of anxiety there is no one way of showing anxiety it varies from person to person 

(via 0bi-wan-cann0li)